13.82 billion years ago
-It begins
4.6 billion years ago
-Happy b-day Earth
3.6 billion years ago
-Simple cells begin swimmin’ in the soup
66 million years ago
-Cya l8r dinolords
A few dozen or hundreds of thousands of years ago
-Humans start happening
15,000 years ago
America is populated by a pre-“Native Amercan” culture capable of Sumer-level civilization. “Native Americans” arrive.
12,000 years ago
-In America, Clovis culture exists and stops.
-In Turkey, Gobekli Tepe culture exists and stops.
-Atlantis is destroyed.
-Earth is pwned by the Younger Dryas impact, floods loads of land which was once above the sea.
5000 years ago
-In Iraq, Sumer exists, earliest texts we have, and civilization we know of.
3000 years ago
-Pharaohnic Egypt, with evidence it was built on an older, wiser civilization. Hall of Records is beneath the Sphinx and kept from us. The Great Pyramid finishes construction after 20 years
2000 years ago
-China begins
-In Egypt, Library of Alexandria is burned, losing a giant swathe of ancient knowledge, setting back the progress of humanity thousands of years.
700 years ago
-Mayan civilization at it’s peak
-Guns are invented
300-100 years ago
-Plumbing, soap, antibiotics, typwriter, printing press, phones, radio, electricity, airplanes.
-America (North and South) is invaded and explored by Europeans. In the process, genocide of native peoples, and delibrately destroying pre-native structures and sites in the process.
80 years ago
-Peope are excited about their new technology and kill each other a lot
50 years ago
-Computers and space travel
20 years ago
-Widespread internet
10 years ago
-“Social media” kicks in en masse alongside smartphones.
